A Plea to the Pigeon People of the Plateau

Walking in the plateau, I passed a church. People-sized pigeons were everywhere. Loitering on the steps. Begging for food from the Real People that passed by. Some were grooming themselves, others were chattering.

Pigeon People, stop treating some no-name church like the St. Mark's in Venice. Maybe you feel that there are not enough pigeons in the city to cover all the church steps, but honestly, is it really that necessary to fill in for them?

I would greatly appreciate the cessation of this asinine activity.