This week in Canadian Politics.

1. A crocodile is now running the country.
2. We have a cute, racially-integrated, left-wing couple in the House of Commons.
3. Scary white cowboy hats are now deemed acceptable garb while making decisions regarding the entire country.
4. Duceppe keeps his title of the Beady Eyed King of Quebec.
5. Paul Martin is no longer leading the Liberal party, but that's not news. He never did much leading at all. Ever.

In other news, Peter Mansbridge was drunk again during a CBC broadcast and This Hour Has 22 Minutes has crossed over to the dark side... convincing people to strategically vote.

As for the rest of the world, edible fish crackers are all over my floor and a guy standing next to me on the 105 impaled my thigh today with his raging hard-on. Consider yourselves up to date.