Meet a Reader! Volume 3.
The freshest and spankiest edition of Meet a Reader! is here, featuring a reader from the Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia!
This reader was increasing his or her knowledge at an institution for higher learning by Googling "pictures of wedgies". Not thwarted by Google's helpful suggestion to use Google Image Search, this reader scrolled down and discovered the fabulous I Plead Sanity, complete with a picture of a skirt with a picture of a wedgie. We can only hope that I Plead Sanity will continue to further more students' university level educations.
Editor's note:
Scanning the university's website, I quickly learned why someone would google wedgies at a university. The Thomas Jefferson Unversity is polluted by crazy American philosophies, leaving no room for real learning. An example of real learning is what I get at the Concordia Theatre Department. Real learning at the university level can be attained by flopping around on the floor wearing sweatpants trying to "really feel" what it is like being a platapus.
The following quote is from the "Emergency Preparedness" section of the university's website.
"In reaction to our nation’s alert status, and current world events, Thomas Jefferson University and Thomas Jefferson University Hospital have taken steps to support you and our campus community during these times of heightened concern. When government officials raise the national alert status, they are telling us to be more aware and vigilant. Information is the key to awareness, and increased information enhances our vigilance. Therefore we encourage you to visit and read the sites we have provided on this page. Each site is designed to help us cope with our present situation, and to support us, should our community experience a hostile act. Bookmark this page now, and refer to it often as you prepare to protect yourself and loved ones."
What a load of shit.
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1 comment:
you are a real sugar girl with delicious looks. as you are into clubbing you could let me know if the Wobbly cult has arrived at your campus young non muslim girls the world over are embracing the name wobbly instead of boob or tits. yes, the name wobblies has arrived.
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