The best thing about the holidays.

December is far too jammed pack full of over-hyped events. Exams, Christmas shopping, Christmas parties, Christmas Day, Boxing Day "sales" and then finally, New Years Eve. The big bang which is the best excuse ever devised to drink away all your holiday sorrows. In the ahem spirit of the season, I will vow to be a better human being than most of my family members and then get so fucked up I won't remember a damn thing about Christmas.

Before I obliterate my remaining braincells, proper vocabulary for my upcoming state is necessary.

http://thecrunktionary.blogspot.com/