Astral Projection

I was supposed to go out last night but I forgot. I went home after rehearsal, ate some dinner and then went to bed. I woke up at five in the morning with a killer hangover. I have had more than my share of hangovers and I can safely say that I felt very hungover. Disoriented state, swelled head, heavy body, pounding skull, slight nausea... you know.

My only explanation is that while sleeping, I astral projected myself to a bar and got hammered.

Then I got out of bed and stole my neighbour's newspaper.

My horoscope says "Things look darkest before the dawn".

I think my life is really cool.